"If I Had A $1,000,000" If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)I'd buy you fuiture for your house(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.If I Had $1000000I'd build a tree fort in our yard.If I Had $1000000You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.If I Had $1000000Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out.Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for usWith little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm.They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.Well can you blame them. Yeah)If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)If I Had $1000000

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دستورالعمل رفتار با مادر

۱- یه بیانیه بنویس که من فلانی بدترین آدم کره ی زمینم

۲- مادرت بچه س تو نازش کن بستنی بده دستش دیگه کاری به کارش نداشته باش برات مهم نباشه خوشالی و ناراحتیش

۳- حرف خوبشو بپذیر حرف بدشو ۵ ثانیه بعد فراموش کن دیگه م اصلا بهش فکر نکن یه بستنی بخور!

۴- خودتو بزن به کری کوری خری! بی احساسی! برات اصلا مهم نباشه خوشحالی و ناراحتی مادرت

مثل بچه دو ساله نشین بگو مامانم کو؟ برو دنبال زندگی خودت

بر اساس دکتر هلاکویی

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همایشی که نرفتم!

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I believe so

وقتی من خواب بودم خدا اومده نوازشم کرده رفته!

+ Theory of Everything

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I'll be

The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful Stop me and steal my breath.And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the skyNever revealing their depth.Tell me that we belong together,Dress it up with the trappings of love.I'll be captivated,I'll hang from your lips,Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above.[Chorus:]I'll be your crying shoulder,I'll be love's suicideI'll be better when I'm older,I'll be the greatest fan of your life.And rain falls angry on the tin roofAs we lie awake in my bed.You're my survival, you're my living proof.My love is alive and not dead.Tell me that we belong together.Dress it up with the trappings of love.I'll be captivated,I'll hang from your lips,Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above[Chorus]And I've dropped out, I've bued up, I've fought my way back from the dead.I've tuned in, tued on, remembered the things that you said[Chorus:]I'll be your crying shoulder,I'll be love's suicideI'll be better when I'm older

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